Flying ~

Feeling a bit high. No, I'm clean. Really.

Cuti semakin tipis. Entry terdesak untuk cukupkan quota. Sudah 200+ untuk tahun ini.

Dan betul, malam ini akan bervideo call sampai pagi lagi. Macam selalu :)

Center of Attention.

Sesetengah orang gemar apabila dipandang orang. Bila ramai ramai tengok. Maka mereka lebih cenderung melakukan tindakan berkontroversi yang akan mendapat perhatian. Mungkin mereka mahukan perasaan superiority, atau seseorang yang bersifat terbuka dengan masyarakat. Mempunyai tahap sosial yang tinggi.

Ada juga jenis yang lebih 'tertutup.' Mereka tidak suka apabila menjadi perhatian. Contohnya semasa melukis, mereka akan berasa kekok apabila ada yang merenung dan meneliti. Kalau ada subjek public speaking, mereka akan sentiasa demam atau sakit untuk mengelak. Sejelasnya golongan ini tiada bakat untuk bergelar Idol.

Lebih baik diam diam berisi.
Resam padi, tunduk bila penuh. :)

Marriage.

Secara purata, sangat ramai kawan kawan saya yang telah berkahwin. Ada juga tak terkecuali yang lebih muda dari saya. Saya tak percaya kepada prinsip 'kahwin awal untuk elak maksiat'. Sebab kalau terlintas di fikiran semacam itu, semestinya beliau masih belum bersedia untuk berkahwin. Saya bukan terlalu 'risau' tentang bahaya, komitmen dan toleransi kahwin, tetapi saya lebih suka dipanggil 'berhati hati. Kawin untuk elak maksiat, tapi tiada pengetahuan yang cukup selepas kawin, tak sampai sebulan dah bercerai. Kalau tidak pun, berjuta masalah yang timbul. Saya bercerita berdasarkan pengalaman orang sekeliling, ya.


Tak perlu gelabah mahu kahwin awal, tetapi janganlah sampai terlajak. Peringkat umur yang sedang sedang saja. Pandai pandai lah hitung. Kalau boleh, elakkan sambung belajar SELEPAS ada anak. Nak buat apa, buat dulu bagi siap. Tak perlu dah kawin masih ada personal achievement yang belum dicapai. Whatever happens to "Family Comes First?"

Chapter 208, page 01.

Rurouni Kenshin.

First panel makes me think. Aside from long distance relatives who don't even give a fuck about your full name and old friends who did'nt remember you anymore, I'd say I got a confirmed 3 at the moment.

Group FB lagi.

http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/KAMI-BENCI-MOHD-SAIFUL-IZAN-KUTUK-UITM/131828843505548


Mungkin group tersebut sudah tidak ada lagi di saat anda membaca post ini.
Saya rasa agak kagum dengan semangat student yang mengutuk balik. Tahap sumpah seranah anda semua melebihi 9000. Kalau anda tak sempat baca, ini salah satu gambar yang berkenaan.

Masih musim bola

Dan saya hairan kenapa saya tidak minat bola. Mungkin saya tak suka akan sesuatu yang 'semua orang suka' lantas membuatkan saya tak suka permainan yang perlu berebut rebut. Nanti bola itu rasa dirinya hebat kerana 22 orang gelabah berkejaran kerana beliau.


Dan kerana semua orang suka, tak semestinya saya tiada pilihan untuk kata 'tidak.' Walaupun pelukis itu sangat terkenal dan artwork beliau dijual dengan harga RM2 juta pun, saya boleh cakap saya tidak suka. Dan walaupun 10 ribu kenalan saya semuanya meminati Justin Bibir, tidak bermakna saya harus sukakan homosex shota itu.


Taste masing masing lah.

Clown.

Dari dulu saya tidak faham mengapa badut dihias sedemikian rupa. Memang diakui ia agak menakutkan, dan ternyata pandangan ini diterima seluruh dunia kerana ada cerita yang mengisahkan badut sebagai villain, dan kisah fobia terhadapnya.

Adakah motif utama make up itu untuk membuat penonton ketawa atas dasar kebodohan? Sejak dari kecil diajar untuk mengetawakan wajah orang yang hodoh, tak hairanlah kalau dah besar, perasan bagus dan kutuk orang di sekeliling. =/

8 bulan--

ialah suatu masa yang paling lama untuk saya setakat ini. Sudah pecah rekod lah. :)
Terima kasih kerana sudi bersabar sepanjang perjalanan. 'eks kosong eks kosong.'

-renz

Bahasa.

Semakin banyak bahasa melayu yang dialih bahasa sebulatnya dari bahasa inggeris. Macam 'laman sesawang' daripada 'website.' Mulanya saya sangat geli hati apabila pertama kali terdengar di sebuah stesen radio yang tidak popular.


Tapi selepas saya terdengar di saluran media kerajaan, ia sedikit pun tidak kelakar.


Kenapa wiper kereta dipanggil 'penggilap cermin', tidak waipa?
Ikut saja bahasa jepun dengan mengambil secara terus seperti 'supeshiaru', 'warudo' dan 'unburivaburia' untuk special, world dan unbelievable.

Superhero talk.

Masa kecil kecil - memang teringin nak jadi superhero. Dah besar macam ni pun tipu lah kalau cakap tak nak. Jika diberi peluang dengan diminta sebab, pastinya akan disebut ayat ayat mulia "Nak tolong umat" "Mencegah jenayah" "Membasmi perokok" atau "Melindungi sungai".

Berdasarkan movie yang saya tonton setakat ini, antaranya Bruce Almighty dan Watchmen, saya terfikir sejenak. Dunia ini besar kan. Kalau anda jadi superhero, mesti anda akan jakun. Dan demi melunaskan janji, anda pergi tolong orang. Contoh jenayah kononnya banyak di KL, jadi anda terbang terbang di sana. Nampak kejadian ragut, anda pergi menjernihkan keadaan. Dan anda bangga untuk hari itu. Pada masa itu, ada 100 lagi kejadian ragut di seluruh Malaysia. Di bandar besar lain, Ipoh, JB, Kuantan.

Konteks yang lagi besar, Texas, New York, Paris dan sebagainya. Jadi perlukah setiap daerah ada superhero? Kadar manusia ada super power sangat rendah, kalaulah ada pun. 1 dalam 1 bilion. Kalau setakat watak komik yang dicipta untuk dijual, banyak lah.

Tiada power pun, setiap orang boleh jadi superhero. Rakyat biasa kadang kadang lagi hebat dari polis yang berpistol.

UiTM Lendu, Alor Gajah, Melaka.

Antara kenangan manis saya dalam menjalani hidup. Tak rasa terkilan pun dicampak dalam hutan, sebab UiTM depan rumah saya pun lebih kurang saja. Kadar hutan secara purata mencecah > 9000 daun setiap meter persegi.

Saya mendaftar tahun 2004 kalau tak silap. Sempat 1 sem saja disana, sebab saya memang tak minat course Insurans dan mengambil keputusan untuk memboikot final. Selalu saya habiskan masa melepak dengan budak AD sambil beliau siapkan work. Saya, duduk mengelamun.

Silaturrahim di sana sangatlah terbaik. Anda boleh kenal semua orang dalam blog itu dengan sangat intim. Semuanya baik hati. Antara kenalan saya;

Sebagai tradisi, kami berkumpul selepas habis minggu MMS sebelum disiram air cucian stokin/ air tembakau/ air *($&(@ yang lain.

Kuti (Kuat parti - artis kot sekarang)

Macho (Main pelacur)

Tulik (Tukang tilik)

Cocos

Bruno

Perbos (Perasan bagus, dah jadi artis pun sekarang hero cerita joget joget TV3)

Baran (Bangga dapat surat tawaran)

Jumud (Jubo berlumut)
Tedup (Tengkorak hidup)

Tajis & Sajis (Tangki & Saluran najis)

Mahoon (Mak kau punya horn)
Daki

Kojang (K*te panjang)

Bakau & Lakau (Babi & Lahanat kau)

Purdah (Pukimak haram jadah)

Porno

Awe (Blok G)

Rogerm

Bukit

Yamnad (Nasi ayam Nadia - ini boss kongsi gelap kami)

Tapol (Tali perut bersimpul)
Semut

Momok

Dan member member lain. Sory lah kalau termiss nama anda.

Masa itu, blok kami ialah blok terbaik di dunia. Blok N untuk Nadim. Sukan, semua acara kami conquer. Semua masalah akademik, blok kami menang. Kami ada trademark sendiri. Semua warga blog kena menghafal step Hakka (New Zealand punya tarian semangat sebelum game ragbi) dan perform di majlis/ acara UiTM. Memang havoc lah. Sayangnya masa itu saya belum bergiat menjadi cam whore lagi, so gambar tak ramai sangat.

Beberapa quote

- yang saya rasa menarik. Berpuluh ribu quote lain yang saya simpan dalam desktop mungkin hilang sejak kecacatan cpu yang menimpa. Saya syak monitor yang kong, tapi sihat saja bila saya cuba cucuk di laptop. Untuk tidak menimbulkan kekeliruan, hard disk yang menimpa kaki hari itu bukanlah dari cpu ini. Itu dari cpu 10 tahun lepas. :)

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Drive carefully, 90% of people are accidents.
God gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak.
Hospitality is making your guests feel at home, even if you wish they were.
I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
Music is my Drug, Youtube is my dealer
You are about as useless as a jam sandwidch to a drowning rabbit.
I'm as confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
He's not dead... he's electroencephalographically challenged.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Real charity doesn't care if it's tax-deductible or not.
I BELIEVE THAT GOD IS AWESOME!
If girls have period pains, guys should be kicked in the balls once a month
I survived Y2K, Bird Flu, Mad Cow, 9/11 and Swine Flu. 2012, Here I Come!
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.
The trouble with children is that they're not returnable.
I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.
Wonder Woman hasn't actually got a cape... She just turned her apron around!
i love my own bed. But i'll be honest, id much rather be in yours ;)
That feeling you get when think you're in deep shit but everything turns out perfectly fine.
Children: you spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
I hate when people punch my abs, and they break their hand.
Going to church doesn't make you a christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Yeah, I'm quiet... around you. You should see me with my friends.
Best revenge? Smile, be happy, never let them know it hurt.
Google, Copy, Paste, Assignment finished :)
Say this fast [ I, 1, 2, 1/2 6] Like if you get it :)
Growing your beard during exams to seek extra wisdom.
[I] shou[l]d be [ove]r [you.]
When you're waiting for someone and you look like a prostitute.
Paper beats rock? ok, i'll throw a rock at you and you defend yourself with paper.
Are you crying? no. i'm pissing from my eyes!
Trust Is Like A Paper, Once It's Crumpled...It Can't Be Perfect :|
If you judge people, you have no time to love them.
The hottest love has the coldest end.
When you are in Love you can't fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams.
life's a bitch because if it were a slut it'd be too easy.
To the world you are one person, but to one person you are the world.
Move out of the way children I've been waiting 11 years to see Toy Story 3!
Don't get mad when a girl cares too much. Worry when she starts to not give a fuck.
I hate when I accidentally send a txt to the wrong person & repeatedly hit end to make it stop sending.
IT WASN'T ME!!! oh.. THAT.. heh, yeah that was me.
Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.
Whoever said money can't buy happiness doesn´t know where to shop.
I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look too good either.
Strangers have the best candy.
Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
Never forget a friend, especially those that owe you.
Save the trees, eat a beaver.
I DO NOT HAVE AN ANGER ISSUE!!!!!!!!!
Don't hate me cuz you want to be me, hate me cuz you can't!
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
The best things in life are either illegal, bad, or fattening.
Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.
I used to have a voice like Justin Beiber, then I turned four.
I Automatically Start Panicking When I Cant Feel My Phone In My Pocke
The mini heart attack you get when you accidentally miss a step on the stairs.
Agreeing with people so they'll shutup.
I am a ninja.. no your not.. did you see me do that.. do what? ... exactly.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold my purse."
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.
Mirrors can't talk. And lucky for you they can't laugh.
Behind every good man, there is a good woman. And behind every good woman, there's another man looking at her butt.
When I was younger, I put my face close tot he fan to hear my robot voice.
No mom, I don't need a jacket, I'm going from the house to the car.
Dear Homework, Your not attractive and I'm not doing you!
DEAR CUPID WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT YOUR AIM!
I haven't lost it, I just Cant Find It !!
When I was your age, we had to blow on the video games to make them work.
When we were little,Why were we so scared of our parents counting to three?
The guy who discovered milk?.What was he doing with that cow?
People in the background of photos make everything funnier.
I Can Do It Perfectly, Until, I Try Showing Someone. Then I Can't Do It.
I used to have a voice like Justin Beiber, then I turned four.
ADIDAS-All Day I Dream About Sex
dont sweat the petty things and dont pet the sweaty things.
Girls are like internet domain names... the ones I like are already taken.
come here.take off ur pants and get on top of me....enjoy me until ur totally satisfied -lovingly urs TOILET!!!!
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.
School is like a lollipop. It sucks until it is gone.
Men should be like Kleenex...soft, strong, and disposable.
A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
Home is a place where teenagers go to refuel.
Don't be so humble-you are not that great.
I believe in rules. Sure I do. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them?
Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast.
Life was so much easier when your clothes didn't match and boys had cooties!
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
Have no fear of perfection-you'll never reach it.
You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
You are a 9.9999. You'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
When God made you, he was showing off.
Smile if you want me!
I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
I'm feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug?
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
I have a cat. She would really like to meet you.
Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?
Can you be my groceries for the day? Because I so want to bag you!
Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.
Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print
Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
I either Get what I want or I change my mind.
A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
Dolphins: Don't trust a species that's always smiling, its up to something!
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?
I'm in shape ... round's a shape isn't it?
Money Talks ... but all mine ever says is Goodbye!
I couldn't fix your brakes, so I made your horn LOUDER!
I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.
I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.
fat girls always pick on girls who are skinny, but when skinny girls pick on fat girls its an argument why?
Flipping the Pillow Over to Get to the Cold Side
If I could punch you without getting in trouble, beleive me, i would
Pretending to Text in Awkward Situations
Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.
Save paper save the planet! Don't do homework!
why are they called apartments if they are all stuck together?
When I was born I was so surprised I didn?t talk for a year and a half.
All people have the right to stupidity but some abuse the privilege.
Common sense is the most evenly distributed quantity in the world. Everyone thinks he has enough.
Your school GPA is inversely proportionate to your girlfriend's looks and vise versa.
Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it.
Take my advice. I don't use it anyway.
Don't be so open-minded. Your brains might fall out!
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.
girls are like telephones.they love to be held and talked to,but if you push the wrong button you get disconnected
Common sense is not so common.
Knowledge talks, wisdom listens.
People that care don't mind.
All kids are gifted; some just open their packages earlier than others.
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure
Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year
I speak two languages, Body and English.
Speak when you are angry, and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.
If at first you don?t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
"FUCK YOU!!" .... " what position? " ;)
wouldn't it be ironic if you died in the living room
I love finding someone who thinks the same way you do
I wish I could go back to when I met you, And walk away.
when boys had cooties, homework was 2+2, and drama was he stole my crayons
Facebook, the only place I can talk to a wall and not look like an idiot.
If nothing is going right... GO LEFT! :)
If two people are happy together, then leave them to it. It's THEIR lives.
walking into random stores in the summer just for the air-conditioning.
Parent's friend: Do you remember me? I last saw you when you were just a baby! You: Then how the HELL would i remember you???
He broke her heart. She broke his Xbox. Who cried harder??
I Don't Stalk, I Observe.
Quoting someone just to shut them up
A rich man's joke is always funny.
Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
The only thing stronger than a mother's love is a garlic breath.
Cheese? milk's leap toward immortality.
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
In weight lifting, I don't think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans
Of all the things that tax a man's patience, there's nothing to compare with a stuck zipper.
Trouble defies the law of gravity. It's easier to pick up than to drop.
Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded.
Procrastination is the greatest laborsaving invention of all time.
Hippies, hippies... they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee!
Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
A good essay is 10% inspiration, 15% perspiration, and 75% desperation
It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility!
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
There Are Three Kinds of People - Those Who Can Count and Those Who Can't
If you can't fix it with duct tape you have'nt used enough.
A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.
All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
Summer is the season when the air pollution is much warmer.
Lifes Tough, get a helmet!
A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah.
If you love your job, you haven't worked a day in your life.
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot
Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself." - after being told he looked cool.
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed.
Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation.
All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.
I ain't sleeping. I'm just taking a good look at the insides of my eyelids.
We have found that it's much easier to restrain our wrath when the other fellow is bigger than we are.
By the time we're ready to admit we've reached middle age, we're beyond it.
The most dangerous position in which to sleep is with your feet on your office desk.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice
Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.
You tried, and you failed, so the lesson is, never try.
Never pick a fight with anyone who buys ink by the barrel.
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher...and that is a good thing for any man.
Zippers are more popular in automated offices than elsewhere -- if you wear a button, someone's liable to push it.
A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch.
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut save you 30 cents?
He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
A person who knows how to laugh at himself will never ceased to be amused.

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Movie, anime, porn-thon.

Sebagai pembuka bicara, -thon ditambah secara tidak official kepada aktiviti yang dilakukan back to back atau berulang ulang beberapa kali. Contohnya marathon. Bukanlah kemasukan duit Mara seminit sekali, tetapi apa yang cuba disampaikan di sini ialah proses berlari secara tidak henti hingga satu jarak yang jauh. Cerita hari ini ialah cerita-thon, anime-thon ataupun movie-thon.

Menonton sesuatu drama korea atau cerita bersiri yang panjang. Selalunya cerita sebegini ditayangkan seminggu sekali. Jika rajin, anda boleh menjadi penonton setia mendownload apabila subs keluar, ataupun secara malasnya, lakukan thon. Peram dulu dalam 2 bulan. Buat kerja lain. Tanam padi ke, kemas rumah ke. Dan selepas 2 bulan, anda akan ada 8 episod untuk ditonton.

Antara keseronokan melakukan thon ini ialah; feel dalam menghayati jalan cerita dan emosi yang ingin disampaikan akan masih segar disitu. Bagi yang pendek memori, akan mungkin akan tertanya tanya "Eh siapa gerangan mamat berhidung tiga itu??" ataupun "Aik cakap dah bercerai, tup tup dapat anak kembar pulak ape cerita?" Walaupun sebenarnya anda baru tengok episod sebelumnya minggu lepas.

Kalau dulu. Saya akan habiskan sehari untuk download 10 - 15 episod One Piece. Satu episod, 170 mb. Jadi lebih dari 1.5gb sehari. Saya cintakan connection saya dulu. Walaupun ramai mengeji streamyx, ia tetap yang paling laju pernah saya guna. 170 mb, 10 minit. Quota waktu lain, saya habiskan untuk menonton. Saya catch up episod 1 - 160 tanpa henti setiap hari. Eh bukanlah langsung tak berhenti. Saya perlu tidur dan makan. Manusia. Tch.

Dengan itu selepas menonton episod 160, saya rasa seperti baru minggu lepas saya mula menonton episod 1. Ya, memang minggu lepas pun.

Satu unsur yang tak best, anda perlukan masa yang sangat banyak dan perlu mengabaikan soal sosial buat sementara. Dulu saya hikikomori yang cemerlang. :)

Injured.

Roberto Mubarak terpaksa berehat di bangku simpanan selama beberapa hari selepas mengalami kecedaraan semasa beraksi di padang. Kaki beliau telah dihempap Hard Disk yang entah dari mana datangnya. Dapat dilihat kesan besi gerigi yang membentuk 6 titik merah seperti di dahi Kurin dalam Dragonball. Kuku beliau juga pertama kali hancur dalam tempoh 3 hingga 4 tahun ini. Sakit yang paling sakit, ialah sakit gigi dan kuku tercabut. Langsung tidak setanding dengan sakit hati semasa putus cinta.


Kaki kanan beliau memang magnet kecederaan lah. Darjah 2 dulu, kaki beliau masuk dalam rim moto. Of course lah moto tu tengah berjalan. Kalau moto tu statik tidak bergerak, buat apa beliau hendak kecoh kecoh. Setelah dijahit oleh doktor noob, luka tersebut masih tidak bercantum dan beliau terpaksa berulang alik selama 6 bulan ke hospital berdekatan untuk mencuci luka. Dan beliau tidak ke sekolah untuk 6 bulan.

Form 1, beliau terpijak paku karat dan terbenam lebih separuh saiz paku itu. Menyebabkan beliau terpaksa berjalan kaki pulang dari padang bola dengan darah menitik sepanjang jalan sampai ke rumah. Dan kali terakhir kaki beliau berlumuran darah, ialah semasa Sem 2 tahun lepas. Kaca menghiris menghiris, kaca terhiris terhiris. Baca dengan rentak lagu XPDC.

Cuti lama lama.

Sudah 5 hari tidak update. Mungkin saya sudah selesa dan membiasakan diri dengan cuti. Cuti yang sangat lama, hampir 2 bulan. Saya bukanlah pelajar cemerlang hendak buat revisi pelajaran atau menghasilkan work semasa cuti. Bagi saya, cuti ialah rehat. Tak perlu ada kerja. Sebab itu kalau cuti sekolah, naik cuti hari Isnin baru saya mula bergegas buat kerja rumah.

Bagi saya yang sukakan cuti ini pun rasa cuti UiTM sangat panjang. Ramai lagi manusia yang suka cuti, hampir semua. Saya rasa mereka pun bosan kalau tiada akiviti hendak dibuat.

Kenapa lah cuti lama sangat. Nanti pelajar akan lupa cara belajar, dan semangat untuk berassignment pun mungkin sudah lekang. Paling terbaik ialah, sehari lepas result keluar, cuti pun habis. Dengan itu semangat berkobar kobar pelajar akan menyebabkan mereka sangat rajin ke kelas untuk tempoh 7 hari berikutnya.

Wonderful Birthplace.

Being born at this age on Malaysia, we are more than lucky in life. Put aside the third world country pessimistic thought, by whining about how poor you are, being bullied in class, conflict with friends and ranting about examination result. Or cursing Zionist over internet. Those, in fact are really grateful things to be heard.

Imagine that you were born somewhere else. Somewhere worse. Put yourself in their shoes. Do you think you can enjoy even going to school? Even have the time to whine how hungry you are? And do you think you can even had a decent conversation with your buddies over ym/fb?

Be grateful you're not a kid from Palestine. Or some random hostage waiting for death at this particular moment. You're sitting comfortably in front of laptop alt+tab with porn.
And be grateful you're not a minority in Germany born on 1940, who had a childhood memories inside concentration camp.

- Just rambling about life after reading Holocaust and KKK on Wiki. Don't mind me much lol.
Oh, I read every word on that page. Never been that interested with history before.

Saya dapat adik baru~

... Dan abang serta kakak seramai 7 orang dari ibu susuan yang lagi satu.
Dengan ini, saya ada 8 orang adik beradik. :)

Oh ya, proses saya ditinggal oleh ibu bapa telah bermula sejak saya berumur beberapa bulan lagi, semasa ibu saya sambung belajar, hinggalah sekarang.

Saya tak kesah, hidup seorang di rumah lagi heaven sebenarnya.

Jengka Dua Puluh Empat.

Tengah hari Isnin 7 Jun, sepupu yang saya panggil along sejak saya kecil tiba tiba call. 27 tahun, masih bujang. Beliau cakap ada di terminal baru sampai dari KL. Saya cargas mandi untuk pick up beliau dan kami beli nasi kosong sebab dia bawa rendang. Beliau kerja culinary dan pagi tadi katanya, ada buat lemang untuk sajian para pegawai. Aneh sungguh citarasa pegawai, mahu sarapan lemang pada hari Isnin kan. Buang tebiat agaknya.

Sesudah lebam berborak, saya hantar dia pulang. Jengka 24. Agak jauh sebenarnya. Ada masalah di tengah perjalanan, tapi saya malas mahu cerita masalah apa. :)

Dah lama saya tak sampai kesana. Suasana kampung masih jelas terasa berbanding kampung saya. Kalau dah rumah batu, hilang lah rasa kampung kan?

Pokok kelapa 22 tahun lepas masih tegak berdiri. Berapa lama pokok kelapa boleh hidup?

Ini paling seronok. Dulu dulu saya ada hobi berkejaran dengan ibu ayam lepas saya usik anak beliau. Dah lama saya tak saksikan ibu ayam mengeram.

Saya juga terjumpa khazanah. Seekor kucing putih yang uber penyegan dan pemalu. Mata kanan beliau ada 2 warna, hijau dan biru. Tumor agaknya. Keliling kereta saya pusing untuk seret beliau keluar.

Namun sikap sombong beliau bukanlah saingan pengalaman saya. :)

Masa muda mudi ini -

Saya ingin mengambil kesempatan untuk mengucapkan;

Yayang, I ♥ U lah :)

Sebelum saya dah tua dan asyik risau pasal lampin cucu. Tapi kan, baik risau pasal lampin sendiri. Malulah dekat cucu kalau sama sama berak bersepah kan?

Oh ya, serigala dengan musang dan belalang dengan mentadak itu tak sama langsung oke.
Kalau cucu tanya satu hari nanti, jawab tak sama dengan yakin. Jangan malukan student AD tau. :D

Raya nanti suruh mak buat kuih bangkit dengan kuih bahulu sekali. Naik cuti kite makan dekat studio sama sama C:

Kotak buruk yang orang panggil televisyen.

TV sudah sangat asing bagi saya. Bukan sebab saya masuk belajar di tempat jauh yang tiada tv, tetapi mungkin sebab terdapat media massa yang lebih merangkumi setiap aspek dan tiada unsur hipokrasi dan berat sebelah. Sememangnya demokrasi. Kalau di TV, mungkin anda sudah bosan dengan laungan 'Undilah BN, Pas dengan PKR bodo' tetapi di internet, ia tidak terpengaruh dengan penyalah gunaan kuasa kerajaan.

Kalau dulu berkumpul pukul 10 malam tercongok depan TV untuk tengok cerita kungfu cina. Nak terkencing terberak kena tunggu iklan baru boleh gerak. Sekarang, download saja movie itu dari internet. Atau tengok di youtube. Nak berak, pause sekejap.

Sempena cuti sem ini, saya sempatlah beberapa kali mengadap TV. Tatkala tangan sudah lenguh memicit mouse atau keadaan bilik yang semakin panas dengan haba laptop. Terkesima saya apabila melihat iklan Mamee.

Jajan itu sudah wujud berpuluh tahun lalu rasanya. Dan sekarang, iklan yang dipaparkan juga penuh dengan unsur grafik. Tapi agak janggal pabila melihat seekor makhluk hodoh biru menggoyangkan punggung sambil melaung "Renyuk, goncang, makan!" Sangatlah tidak senonoh dan akan menjadi ikutan kanak kanak naif zaman sekarang. Maaflah makhluk biru. Saya suka makan mamee sebenarnya. Ia sedap kan?

Zaman sekarang sebenarnya masih ada kegunaan TV - contohnya pada musim World Cup yang akan datang. Himpunan loggokan anak anak muda serta anak anak tua akan terjadi di setiap kedai mamak yang ada TV. Mereka cakap tengok bola ramai ramai baru ada feel. Ikut anda lah, cuti sem ada sebulan lagi kan.

Takdir.

Bila buat salah yang teramat besar dan tak tahu apa nak jawab kepada masyarakat, cakap saja itu sudah takdir. Buku kehidupan anda dah tulis akan jadi seperti itu, jadi kalau anda elakkan pun tetap akan jadi juga. Apa ada hal buat salah, tuhan maha pengampun kan. Kesalahan yang anda buat, 1% pun bukan sebab anda. Anda sangat suci, itu semua kerja Qada' dan Qadar. Sikit pun bukan sebab nafsu atau perangai anda.

Bila berpisah, masyarakat mahukan jawapan. Jawab saja tiada jodoh. Memang bukan salah anda langsung walaupun setiap hari anda bergaduh sebab perkara bodoh, buat perangai buruk, curang sana sini, dan selalu sakitkan hati dia. Itu semua salah tiada jodoh, sebab tuhan dah cakap jodoh anda bukan dengan dia. Jadi jangan sedih.

Bila berjaya, contohnya konon konon dapat dekan lah sem lepas, itu semua hasil titik peluh anda. Sebab anda rajin buat assignment. Buat research. Pergi sana sini cari rujukan. Berhabis wang ringgit untuk hantar yang terbaik. Anda dapat apa yang anda ada hari ini, 100% sebab anda. Qada' dan Qadar tadi entah hilang ke mana.

Bila accident, sememangnya itu takdir. Bukan sebab anda bawa motor laju, sebab rantai kendur, sebab tiada lesen, atau sebab jalan licin lepas hujan tapi anda selamba kona baring. Bila kaki anda dipasang astro, salahkan saja takdir.

Dan kes tawanan bantuan kemanusiaan itu, semuanya kerja takdir.

Ironic.

Apabila silaturrahim terikat di meja poker.
Dengan insan lain yang sama nama. Dengan penduduk Arab yang tak gelabah mahu tukar profile pic kutuk Israel. Yang seronok bermain judi virtual.

Karangan Auta/ biografi.

Penerangan : Segerombolan teks panjang yang disusun dan dibahagikan mengikut perenggan, menceritakan tentang diri sendiri. Skop yang ditekankan termasuklah pekerjaan, cita cita, hobi, pengalaman dan sebagainya. Autobigrafi pula konsepnya agak sama, tapi agak berbeza dalam subjek matter yang dipilih. Contohnya'Saya sebatang pen', 'Liku liku hidup seketul timun iaitu saya' atau 'Saya benci menjadi kondom.' Cerita berkisah tentang proses pembuatan, perjalanan hidup dan pengakhiran selalunya berbentuk sedih/ drastik dan harapan kepada objek lain yang sama jenis. Macam "Saya harap kondom yang lain dapat digunakan dengan sopan santun dan tidak dibuang begitu sahaja. Seeloknya frame kan di rumah untuk menghargai jasanya selepas digunakan."

Repekan ini sebenarnya ditimbulkan dari terjumpanya buku latihan sekolah rendah yang terkepit di bawah almari. Setelah diselak, sangat sayu dan dirasakan betapa naifnya saya ketika itu. Diikutkan saja arahan guru kelas dan diperkotak katikkan hingga perlu mendalami watak sebatang pen. Mengapa tidak silibus pembelajaran semasa di sekolah rendah dulu tidak mengajar 'How to make $100 per day when you're 8' atau 'Avoid politics, it's full of scandalous' daripada membuat karangan 'Saya sebuah motosikal RXZ' yang berkemungkinan menanam minat kanak kanak untuk merempit.

Dan jika firasat saya benar, kali terakhir anda membuat karangan tentang diri sendiri, ialah karangan MARA semasa sem 1 dahulu. Karangan yang penuh hipokrit diselang ayat memuji diri sendiri dan menagih simpati.

Religion Talk.

Pernah ada isu tentang logo Coca Cola masa saya sekolah rendah dulu. Mereka cakap logo itu mengutuk Allah dan Muhammad. Masa itu saya sangat bencikan Coca Cola. Sekarang, saya rasa kagum dengan orang yang dapat trace ayat jawi itu. Sampai logo itu dipusing pusing dan disengetkan. Baru baru ini, ada pula isu tentang kasut Croc. Mereka cakap logo buaya itu ada tertera kalimah Allah. Lantas ada bantahan dibuat, berkaitan logo asli Croc. Selepas saya usha usha, memang tak nampak pun kalimah itu.

Kepada ektrimis agama, hentikan tabiat pessimistic ini. Nak serang semua benda. Seronok cari salah sekeliling. Kononnya nak tegakkan agama? Tak sedar kah agama anda lagi melencong? Kalau nak diikutkan, bermacam benda yang kita guna seharian boleh dikatakan menghina agama. Logo itu. logo ini. Gelabah nak delete lambang zionis dalam MS Word konon. Bak kata seorang ustaz, kenapa tak haramkan penggunaan huruf 't' dalam penulisan, kerana ia berbentuk salib?

Nak kempen barang Yahudi kan. Kerajaan pun tak huru hara nak haramkan, anda pulak yang semangat. Anda tahu tak berapa banyak barang mereka ada dalam negara kita? Shell pun perusahaan yahudi. Tapi kalau minyak mereka lebih bagus dari Petron@s, dan sebagai pengguna yang bijak, untuk apa saya beli di Perton@s? Malaysia ada agama rasmi, iaitu Islam. Lebih ramai golongan intelek yang lebih geliga dari anta berada di Parlimen. Tidak disangkal, ada juga yang tak berapa bijak, tapi semestinya mereka lebih tahu apa yang terbaik untuk negara. Business is business, as long as it's fair and halal, then religion matter is unnecessary.

Please, jangan burukkan lagi imej Islam. Anda protes secara membabi buta, belajar dulu dakwah cara bijak sebelum nak berdebat soal agama. Jangan rasa anda orang Islam, anda suci bersih tiada dosa. Mereka pun ada buat perkara yang tak sepatutnya. Ada yang salah guna ungkapan Jihad. Betulkan dulu diri sendiri sebelum pergi ke bidang yang lebih besar, sebelum berangan nak menegur salah dunia.

Picture Tagging on Facebook.

Bangun tidur, bukak fb. Ada 100 notification. Wah rasa diri anda hot gile lah masa tu. Sekali bila bukak, ada orang tag nama anda dalam gambar. Dan 99 notification tadi, komen untuk gambar itu. Gambar yang tiada kena mengena langsung. Anda menyirap?

Gambar kelakar bertujuan untuk anda ketawa? Anda dah ada 10gb gambar dari 4chan. Berpuluh ribu gambar dalam koleksi. Anda tak lapar pun gambar2 lain.

Anda mungkin berpendapat, kalau anda mahu buat kerja semacam itu, sehari mungkin anda akan tag nama orang di 100 gambar. Namun anda sedar itu semua sia-sia. Anda tak mahu publisiti murahan.

Saya faham perasaan anda.




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